Beauty Contests Boo boos

It is during the Q&A portions of beauty contests that judges can ascertain whether the contestant has what it takes to win the crown. Oftentimes, it also provides a hint as to whether there is something between the ears of the aspirants.

Here are some amusing moments we noted during one of these beauty contests.

• Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the  Philippines?
• Contestant : Bocaue.
• Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines? Why Bocaue?
• Contestant: Because it’s a magnificent place.
• Host : Which part of Bocaue?
• Contestant: The Bocaue Rice Terraces.

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•  Host : What is your best feature?
• Contestant : My graduation picture and also my baby picture.

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•  Host : What is you favorite motto?
• Contestant : If others can’t, why can’t I!

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•  Host : What would you like to say to foreigners?
• Contestant : Please come back or you shall return.

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•  Host : What is your typical day?
• Contestant : I think Saturday po!

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• Host : If you were to describe the color blue to a blind person, how would you do   it?
• Contestant : That is a very good and easy question but is hard to answer… He! He! He!

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• Host : What is your edge over the other contestants?
• Contestant : My edge? I’m 21 years old, Sir!

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•  Host : What, in your opinion, is the ideal age for marriage?
• Contestant: Thirty-five.
• Host: Why 35?
• Contestant: Because you are already old enough not to make any mistakes.

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• Host : How do you see yourself 10 years from now?
• Contestant: I am now 18, plus 10… I’ll be 28!

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• Host : What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?
• Contestant : Drugs!
• Host : Why?
• Contestant: Kasi it is very expensive na, Sir!

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• Host : What is the essence of a woman posing nude in magazines?
• Contestant : Girls should be proud because when she is naked it is pleasing and essential to men’s eyes!

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• Host : What makes you blush?
• Contestant: I don’t blush because I have a dark complexion.

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